when u want to run a meth empire but ur wife say no
i have a knack for getting myself into situations where no matter how i try to resolve it i am guaranteed to feel like a horrible person
here’s a crow using a jar lid for a sled, if you’re interested in that sort of thing. i know i am.
oh my fucking god what an excellent bird
like i hate when ppl send nice asks that are kinda asking for advice too ‘you’re so nice how do i become nice’ and the person just kinda goes ‘aw shucks no’ and doesn’t help em out at all but honestly u guys need to know i’m like a really really horrible person and i have nothing for you. i am such a stinker i am so deeply unpleasant to the very core of my being, i can offer you nothing. i’m so sorry.
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
omfg is this a joke like. i’m the least pleasant person. like not joking people don’t like me very much i’m very unfriendly and awkward and sarcastic. i’m literally only any good online.
this is very kind of you but u will learn i am so selfish and stupid and fucked up it’s actually horrific. i am a Nightmare of a girl.
i haaven’t thought about this in a really long time this is gonna be suuuuper inaccurate o boy…..
jay z - the blueprint
k’naan - the dusty foot philosopher
feist - metals
ramshackle glory - live the dream
mac demarco - 2
miles benjamin anthony robinson - miles benjamin anthony robinson
simon and garfunkel - bridge over troubled water
spoon - ga ga ga ga ga
the tallest man on earth - the wild hunt
tune-yards - w h o k i l l
los campesinos! - hold on now, youngster!
the libertines - up the bracket
bishop allen - the broken string
carolina chocolate drops - leaving eden
cocorosie - la maison de mon rêve
holly golightly and the brokeoffs - dirt don’t hurt
jacques dutronc - et moi, et moi, et moi
liam finn - i’ll be lightning
jay reatard - blood visions
margot and the nuclear so-and-so’s - not animal
jamie t - kings and queens
the killers - hot fuss
mia - kala
the king khan and bbq show - the king khan and bbq show
the dirtbombs - ultraglide in black
mgmt - oracular spectacular
movits! - äppelknyckarjazz
das racist - sit down, man
clairy browne and the bangin rockettes - baby caught the bus
I’M SO SORRY THIS GOT SO LONG AND THERE ARE SOME EVERYONE’S JUST GONNA BE LIKE ‘UGH WHATEVER YEAH EVERYONE LIKES THAT ALBUM’ BUT HEY. SORRY.