dannerzz:

goodbye grandma

the tiniest tim imaginable

cacty:

targeryan:

waddy—jones:

Follow for more Die Antwoord xZEFx

a dumb lil toddler all on her own in the big ole uk

where did she come from how did she get here

what does she want from us

listen how am i supposed to toddle around the uk for two weeks without dying

i will probably die goodbye friends

[ok imagine i took a really cute selfie here and now ur in love with me]

omfg it’s cool i see u passively postin at ya boy (im sorry idk what to say)

i have made so many mistakes in my life

WAIT DAVID I JUST REALIZED IN THE CONTEXT OF THE POSTS YOU JSUT MADE THAT SEEMS WEIRD THAT’S NOT WHAT I?????? OOP???????

i wish i had a super flirty relationship with a guy i liked and trusted a lot on the internet because i have ssoSOsOsoSOOOO many nsfw pictures with nowhere to go

a sad lonely existence :/

i can tmi

SIGH i bet it’s wonderful siGH :c

idk we’re resuming normal blogging now where i’m just sad about boys and my own failures ok rev yer engines fuckheads

ooooooooohhh!!!!!! this is so sweet thank you thank you thank you ily <333

in all seriousness i don’t really “live like that” though, those were two really minor incidents and even though they were Big Traumatic Events to me i fully understand that i am extremely lucky to have the life that i have and that i am usually very safe at home. my dad is usually just annoying and stupid. but thank you so much you are so good and important ah!!!!