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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>rosie/19/upstate ny. a Real Life Hero Dog.  sweat babby</description><title>blogu~*</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @paradoxicorn)</generator><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>the first time i had aubrey over i forgot my house key so we had to walk two streets down in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the first time i had aubrey over i forgot my house key so we had to walk two streets down in the rain to get a spare key from a family friend who wasn&amp;#8217;t even there, so then we ended up walking back and sitting on my tiny front porch until my dad got home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when we got inside we didn&amp;#8217;t even do anything, i think i offered her dry clothes and we sat on my unmade bed and talked about our lives and i made us hot chocolate at some point idk i just can&amp;#8217;t believe anyone would want to still be my friend after that what an angel &amp;lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51211112717</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51211112717</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:58:50 -0400</pubDate><category>i love my friends wowwowowow</category><category>physicmarlee</category><category>captain's log</category><category>dumb shit i did</category></item><item><title>im thinkin about aubrey (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
like how lucky am i that we ended up sitting next to each other in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;im thinkin about aubrey &lt;span&gt;(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ღ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;˘&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;⌣&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;˘&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ღ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;like how lucky am i that we ended up sitting next to each other in english and economics senior year&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;and how lucky am i that even though the first time we hung out i did pretty much everything wrong but she still thought i was cool apparently wow wowowow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51211016209</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51211016209</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:55:57 -0400</pubDate><category>what a perfect angel &amp;lt;33</category><category>physicmarlee</category><category>shut up rosie</category><category>captain's log</category></item><item><title>gwendoikari:

god bless google
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d2780dbd2f51bf7f2780986a98c28d6/tumblr_mnacl4Ecel1sp4c0so1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gwendoikari.tumblr.com/post/51204589499/god-bless-google" target="_blank"&gt;gwendoikari&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;god bless google&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51210507648</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51210507648</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:41:24 -0400</pubDate><category>incredible</category><category>google</category><category>zach galifianakis</category></item><item><title>
Ask Amy: Buzz Off (x)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec24c06a4844927e1feb3dae9a23b823/tumblr_mnahg7Qfpl1qahcb6o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc9bc3484a6de9cc480c2c2fa8569d1c/tumblr_mnahg7Qfpl1qahcb6o3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22bc7337502e14d60872dcf755c601af/tumblr_mnahg7Qfpl1qahcb6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Ask Amy: Buzz Off (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=ZC8Q2WU9oCY" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51209920541</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51209920541</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:25:26 -0400</pubDate><category>god i love her so muchhH</category><category>'you seem really sweet and cute' like omg????</category><category>so do you?????</category><category>gif</category><category>amy poehler gif</category><category>amy poehler</category><category>i just love yoUu</category></item><item><title>LOOK AT THIS FRICKER I’M SO MAD</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0483cbd328b5da08e6415d2120cc6606/tumblr_mnag1r6RIT1r18fydo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOOK AT THIS FRICKER I’M SO MAD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51208332192</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51208332192</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:39 -0400</pubDate><category>nmtb</category><category>noel fielding</category><category>babe</category></item><item><title>there&amp;#8217;s 420 songs in my favorites playlist lol smoke weed :)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;there&amp;#8217;s 420 songs in my favorites playlist lol smoke weed :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51204975189</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51204975189</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:38:38 -0400</pubDate><category>lolololol</category><category>/drugs</category><category>passa da joint</category><category>dumb shit i did</category></item><item><title>literally the only time i&amp;#8217;m enjoyed myself is when i&amp;#8217;m with my friends
shit&amp;#8217;s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;literally the only time i&amp;#8217;m enjoyed myself is when i&amp;#8217;m with my friends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shit&amp;#8217;s effed up&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51201436946</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51201436946</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:40:27 -0400</pubDate><category>u feel me</category><category>shut up rosie</category></item><item><title>confusedtree:

There are people who never grow out of the false dichotomy of “outcasts vs. prom...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://confusedtree.tumblr.com/post/51198402683/there-are-people-who-never-grow-out-of-the-false" target="_blank"&gt;confusedtree&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are people who never grow out of the false dichotomy of “outcasts vs. prom kings/queens” that movies about high school and the dumb shit Billie Joe Armstrong says put in their heads and they are people you do not want the misfortune of talking to at a party because they usually pretend to be much drunker than they actually are and will go on at length about how much they hate Lil Wayne&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The vast spectrum of human experience and emotion and interest becomes so much clearer once you shake off the belief that you’re interesting enough to be a pariah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51200295735</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51200295735</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:23:32 -0400</pubDate><category>this is good and important</category><category>text post</category><category>confusedtree</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae9fa3963e2331cbadef4380bc5f969c/tumblr_mmqyhaYzTp1qasbyxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51194657591</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51194657591</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:08:08 -0400</pubDate><category>OH</category><category>gimme</category><category>shoes</category><category>socks</category><category>pants</category><category>clothes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48e1f0242c278e25e6281ad50c1fdb41/tumblr_mn9vyipE3G1qgspiuo4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84a4c874f290bc8a64d1c2d4d041d64b/tumblr_mn9vyipE3G1qgspiuo5_r1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e72fec9eb07d22e917e224631b48f6da/tumblr_mn9vyipE3G1qgspiuo2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3a271f4003159f3a1e62edeab5b40e9/tumblr_mn9vyipE3G1qgspiuo3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51190419412</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51190419412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:12:56 -0400</pubDate><category>you're perfect</category><category>miserable cunt</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ded4af792b7e1c86def7a3f7e3b8da4/tumblr_mn7nuq86BV1soc4yro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42befc1fb132ef8dec288a92457706df/tumblr_mn7nuq86BV1soc4yro2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51189027875</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51189027875</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:54:20 -0400</pubDate><category>physicmarlee</category><category>lolololol</category><category>flush with ass cash</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3036e48ee591172fccdad01c65c05bbc/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7121236c5dca0e72cd5218c0d169d41/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/affad5b9bcf54d1ba3d03fc6fa03520f/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd8290b0015476e671ab48fd085698f8/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c37f356706ddf4d9a33111fb770f840/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f07ac43704bb6c4b302328f40e79cf39/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68cfe8e513f29e47263c9e40a8cd1d8b/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bd34f293508573d8c6116b1f715b409/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03566647e9ff7962f7f9a93071d7cb39/tumblr_mlg9nyc6XD1qmp0v1o4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51188567539</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51188567539</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:13 -0400</pubDate><category>&amp;lt;3</category><category>my hero</category><category>gif</category><category>scott pilgrim gif</category><category>badass chicks</category><category>representin the a b queue</category></item><item><title>
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/paradoxicorn/51184941312/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51184941312" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51184941312</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51184941312</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:58:38 -0400</pubDate><category>bbBbBBVbVBVvvvv</category><category>i want a pug so bad omg!!!</category><category>video</category><category>animals</category><category>dogs</category><category>pugs</category></item><item><title>bigallymcdeal a réagi à votre billet : fucked up how no one’s kissin me :/
:(
:(</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://bigallymcdeal.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;bigallymcdeal&lt;/a&gt; a réagi à votre &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171369613/fucked-up-how-no-ones-kissin-me" target="_blank"&gt;billet&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171369613/fucked-up-how-no-ones-kissin-me" target="_blank"&gt;fucked up how no one’s kissin me :/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;:(&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51184374691</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51184374691</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:50:46 -0400</pubDate><category>gets it</category><category>bigallymcdeal</category><category>reply</category></item><item><title>nicklugo:

when dogs are happy they sneeze and that is so dumb i love dogs
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicklugo.tumblr.com/post/48261600679/when-dogs-are-happy-they-sneeze-and-that-is-so" target="_blank"&gt;nicklugo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when dogs are happy they sneeze and that is so dumb i love dogs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51179071240</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51179071240</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:36:32 -0400</pubDate><category>:33</category><category>dogs</category><category>text post</category><category>representin the a b queue</category></item><item><title>fucked up how no one&amp;#8217;s kissin me :/</title><description>&lt;p&gt;fucked up how no one&amp;#8217;s kissin me :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171369613</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171369613</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:51:00 -0400</pubDate><category>hmmm</category><category>shut up rosie</category><category>i am very lonely</category><category>i did this thing</category></item><item><title>bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e71d7030993de2e67a3929d5981af152/tumblr_mn94hmqRxm1rnaciuo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bepeu.tumblr.com/post/51144516451/its-7-40am-and-i-camt-stop-laughing-abt-carrot" target="_blank"&gt;bepeu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171014172</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51171014172</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:47:10 -0400</pubDate><category>i love a carrot</category><category>twitter</category><category>carrots</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g588Dbl41ragqhvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51169330747</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51169330747</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:24:27 -0400</pubDate><category>lawfhawef</category><category>animals</category><category>pandas</category><category>representin the a b queue</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/563f5fbc27b9ac2b92c0bc28b0d3677c/tumblr_mk74y2Hsgb1r9prsfo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51160662850</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51160662850</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:12:27 -0400</pubDate><category>omfg</category><category>gif</category><category>mst3k gif</category><category>mst3k</category><category>representin the a b queue</category></item><item><title>new resolution: hang out at cool indie cafés all summer and become a cute slut.
i can do this i can...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;new resolution: &lt;span&gt;hang out at cool indie cafés all summer and become a cute slut.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i can do this i can get a boy. i can make it happen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51135876573</link><guid>http://paradoxicorn.tumblr.com/post/51135876573</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:46:42 -0400</pubDate><category>the magic was within me the whole time!!!</category><category>shut up rosie</category><category>captain's log</category></item></channel></rss>
